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[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

[-] EROLoLICON@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. 😉

[-] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Getting into c++ as well then?

[-] zib@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets 😏

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 1 year ago

Same, I've gotten a little bit rusty

[-] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago
[-] ThesePaycheckAvenging@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

It's really hard to code while fucking.

[-] Eavolution@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

[-] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?

[-] sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

don't kink shame

[-] jannis@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

That's why you use a MacBook with ARM.

[-] Port8080@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Core Dumped

[-] rattenjunge@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

[-] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

[-] farofinha@dataterm.digital 2 points 1 year ago

It seems a good way to learn.

[-] KMohZaid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept

[-] 03ari@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

[-] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sadly yes...... waiting on that bug fix still..... I'm tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I'll have sex with them as a donation......

[-] vanZuider@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs

Then you don't even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.

[-] Xeelee@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

[-] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh you'll get python alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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