595
Magic word
(lemmy.ml)
[sudo] password for Jeffy:
You're not in the sudoers file. This Incident will be reported.
You're not in the reporters file. This Report has been reported.
I wonder who reads all of those at the NSA
There's a new magic word, doas.
run0
Ooh I think I know how to pronounce that one!
su -c
doas
Sudo make me a sandwich
Works every time.
now that we have both robotics and ai; the first person the build, patent, and produce this robot is going to be the next billionaire. lol
If we ever get to that future where we have house droids, mine will be named sudo. For now missus not like it
It will soon be sudo-rs. And no an alias won’t cut it for me.
I think you mean systemctl runasanotheruseristhisverboseenoughyet
Systemd's version is run0. It's broken on selinux systems though (at least fedora)
It’s broken on selinux systems though
FWIW, it actually does work on secureblue; a Fedora Atomic derivative that ships with SELinux enforced.
SU
...
I have become Dad you will all sudo to me now
... Uuuh, sudo?
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2025
595 points (99.2% liked)
Programmer Humor
41902 readers
6 users here now
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS