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[-] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

'User' is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] siha@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

is that a big pdu hes holding?

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

sudo !!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Also “force” sometimes is a fun one. And sometimes you think it will get you what you want, but then fucks you up even more.

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Get-sandwich -destination “Me” -force

[-] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Get your dirty PowerShell out of here /s

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Are you really asking to get a sandwich forced up some body part of yours?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

Yes. And hopefully it's my mouth.

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Didn't specify. Good luck!

[-] wioum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

doas

[-] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Why are you not using the shiny new sudo-rs? You some kind of luddite? Get with the times Grandpa!

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