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[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's e: 155cm and 150cm in normal units

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 21 points 6 days ago

General rule: add the digits and times by 30, and minus 30

  • 5'1 = ((5+1)*30) - 30= 150cm
  • 4'11 = ((4+11)*30) - 30 = 304cm
[-] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago
[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 days ago
[-] theolodis@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

Why? What happened on the 9th of November?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Great Boston Fire

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And yet here we are, 13 upvotes.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty" ~ Bill Shakespeare

[-] kip@piefed.zip 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

fahrenheight

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

I don't do conversions from feeties and footies nearly enough to remember that

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 6 days ago

The math doesn't check out anyways.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Just remember that an inch is 2,54 cm and there a dozen inches in a foot.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I'll probbaly just google it

[-] Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com 14 points 6 days ago

That is not 180cm, 180cm is about 6' and the green text guy is 11 inches shorter than that, so probably around 155cm.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

Whoops calculated for 5 feet 11 inches.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Q'bert's Torment III

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My ex-wife was 4'7'' and I am 6'6''.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Wonder what ended the marriage

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Probably an elbow.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Speaking of Nordic... When I was in college, the woman who organized the Medieval Enthusiasts club was over six feet tall, with golden hair to her hips. She would dress as a Scandinavian princess, when she wasn't wearing armor. There were two categories of tourneys - foam weapons, or dull metal weapons and armor. She did the latter. (I wasn't the combative sort - I was there for the costumes and the feasting.) Too bad she was already married.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 43 points 1 week ago

At least here in Germany it's often a gateway into far right groups. The Nazis loved Norse mythology and then there are also guys like Vark Vikernes etc.

In my experience, medieval enthusiasts are either one of the two: very calm and chill and cool dude, or some sort of nazi, but honestly, it's mostly the former in my personal experience. actually, it's like 98% very calm and chill dudes. i have met many great friends that way.

[-] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 40 points 1 week ago

Watching from Scandinavia it's pretty bizarre to see all these weirdos appropriate our culture. Like, the vikings were by all accounts not particularly racist or race minded.

They were traders and occasionally pirates who loved poetry and storytelling and fighting amongst themselves. They'd go somewhere and settle and just freely intermingle with the local culture to form hybrid cultures like Norman, Russian, etc.

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago

Expecting racists to think is a bit hard on them honstely.

In a museum in the middle of germany is an exhibition of a shaman women from the region a few thousand years back and new studies found out she was most probably dark skinned.
But try telling that the "true germans".

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah it's kinda dependent on region and culture when it comes to Neo-Pagans, here in the US it's a coin flip on if the Neo-Pagan is some breed of fascist or a particularly demented anti-fascist who fell into Neo-Paganism due to rejecting Christianity in some way. I am in fact the latter though I started doing it to troll Mormon missionaries since saying half crazed shit and throwing Odin into the mix tends to offset the yuppies.

I gaslit myself into fucking Neo-Paganism.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago

I know, but why do people always have to bring up what group is releated to far right and how, it just makes me depressed >m<

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago

Fake: OP was 5.1

Gay: All dwarves are male

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago

*All dwarves grow beards, even the women

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 week ago
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Love me some windrose

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

This could be interpreted as a transmasc post :3

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 10 points 1 week ago

Well, as a Dane I'm obligated to respect the hell out of every single part of that. I'm pretty sure it's the law around here.

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

What does the second to last line translate to?

[-] rivvvver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

end up with cutie pi 4 foot, 11 inches (tall) redhead (partner)

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Ah thanks, the "pi" component was what I was missing.

[-] finitebanjo@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

Same I thought it said

qt3

14

4'11

and I was like "this anon's a pdf file?"

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Qt version 3.14

At least she ain’t an Electron app

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that's definitely some bad kerning

[-] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

...look at this giant over here!..

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Just a normal sized dwarf in a giant's world

[-] finitebanjo@piefed.world -1 points 1 week ago

Am I misreading this or does it say a 14 year old girl?

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 6 days ago

You're misreading. The kerning is bad so it looks like there's a space between the '.' and '14'.

But it's qt3.14 which is shorthand for cutie pie.

[-] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 6 days ago

Gotta save space with those two characters

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

You are misreading. 3.14 is approximately pi, so it's supposed to read as cutie pie.

[-] green_copper@kbin.earth 5 points 6 days ago

My first thought was "huh, quite the old version of Qt"

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