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So next time you see a rat remember they paid for sex in their previous life. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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One of the most incredible images ever

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

"Spirit can't return
Spirit desintegrates"

oh thank god! I'll have this one please

[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 17 points 5 days ago

"Become entertain dog (homo dog)" is great haha

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

I like how Michael Jackson snuck his way on there. Although it's not really clear how one would become him.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago

They need to clarify on the steps needed to be re-incarnated as Michael Jackson!

From what i can gather:

  1. Your parents has to do either Polite or Romantic sex, (I'm not sure if lady boy is covered by the pictograms below)

  2. Then you have to do some Free sex at a party

  3. Then you re-incarnate as a poor dog, which then entertain some homo people.

    a. Then you re-incarnate as a homo-dog?

  4. ??

  5. Michael Jackson

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Maybe

Entertainer + Homo people => Became Entertain Dog. (Homo Dog)

???

Anyhow, him being mentioned like this is pretty dark.

[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago

Entertaining homo people become entertaining homo dogs.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Polite sex?

“Oof! Apologies.”
“Ah! That’s quite alright.“
“Ungh! I’m ever so sorry.”

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Polite sex: Keep calm and

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Wait! If I have sexual pay butt sex but eat only half my dinner I'm fine?!!!

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Make sex to 1 buttock (1!)!

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 5 days ago

Free sex ... (party)*

What does the asterisk refer to???

[-] ivn@jlai.lu 4 points 5 days ago

That's not an asterisk, that's a red star. It free sex from the party.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

So sexy sex makes lady boy?

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Cloth off

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

More sexual... become Cockroach

This is hysterical.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

So, how much sexual until I become a cockroach? Asking for a friend.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I bet that was a weird orgy.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"Babe I can't make it sexy tonight, that's how we get a kathoey for a kid"

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