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"Give it to me!" She yelled.
"I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!
She could scream all she wanted.
I was keeping the umbrella.

** Full disclosure, not my joke but still one I love to share

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[-] BendyLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He's an FBI informant under the wetness protection program...

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2023

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