[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 130 points 2 weeks ago

That's not her, it's an im-pasta!

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 153 points 2 weeks ago

I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents' delusions so they don't have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they're chemtrailing us with fluoride.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago

What's the news here? I have yet to see him make any statements of worth.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 155 points 2 months ago

See, this is why it's important to buy teacups with flared bases.

50

I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 123 points 6 months ago

On the other hand, the prospect of a second Trump presidency has the unintelligence community delighted.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 215 points 6 months ago

Sounds like they shouldn't sell spray paint at all if they're so concerned about graffiti. How many other products of theirs could be used for vandalism? Maybe the safest option is to go out of business entirely.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 126 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Unique trait: when killed, his attacker's identity is not revealed and instead appears as though lethal damage was self-inflicted.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 134 points 8 months ago

Classic big government nanny state move. That political party which claims to be against this sort of overreach must be upset over it, right?

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 144 points 1 year ago

"People have the right to order a pizza … without then being asked for sex or a date.”

I've seen plenty of documentary footage showing that arriving with a pizza often ends in an invitation to personally deliver the sausage.

86
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377

Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?

[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

123
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world to c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world

Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?

[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 157 points 1 year ago

Are they trying to say that NFTs are some kind of bullshit scam that should have dissolved into the ether like the crypto bro's cocaine-fueled manic state that spawned them in the first place? How shocking and unpredictable.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 237 points 1 year ago

Soon: Trump supporters who posted names and addresses of Georgia grand jurors online have names and addresses posted in arrest warrants.

I hope. Hey "patriots", maybe don't try to interfere with the justice system when it's acting in accordance with state/ federal laws and American principles.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 155 points 1 year ago

It'd be a real shame if all the students who aren't on board with the intent of that law were to request a different name/pronoun at every opportunity to tie up school personnel with notification paperwork (since HB 1608 ^Full^ ^text,^ ^PDF^ specifies that the notification is to be done in writing). Certainly hope they don't do that or administrators might start complaining to elected officials.

0

The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-

view more: next ›

betterdeadthanreddit

joined 1 year ago
MODERATOR OF