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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

See you in Valhalla brother

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago
[-] towhee@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

it will be interesting to count the number of days between him being fired and his most-obvious-honeypot-of-all-time gf dumping him

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

:garf-chan: I want to see other Targets

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

my job was just to be with fbi head

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe that's why he has FBI agents following her everywhere.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

And he irked the Justice Department with his announcement that the “FBI thwarted a potential terrorist attack” on Halloween, despite the fact that no charges had been filed and local police didn’t have details.

Officials at the DOJ told the White House that Patel’s early announcement had hurt the investigation, The Wall Street Journal reports, and led two friends of the suspects to move up plans to leave the country.

that was not very kash money lol

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

"Uhh yeah, we stopped the biggest attack ever, it would've been like, 50 9/11s, it was huge, and we stopped it. You uhh...can't see the evidence of that though, uhh...national security or something. But we totally stopped a big attack and totally are doing a really good job."

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 2 weeks ago

Linkedin job history

Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025

[-] hollowmines@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

kind of amazed he's gotten this far into the term without firing anyone. overdue.

[-] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

but, without him, how will they produce the worst challenge coins on earth?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

"There's never been rockin' guitars on challenge coins before!" roars new FBI Director Ted Nugent.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

FBI Shit Your Pants challenge

[-] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

I expected him to be fired already after the Kirk fuck up. They probably decided on firing him then but wanted to wait a couple of months so it doesn't seem he was pushed by media pressure. He finessed the Epstein interviews like a Boeing after takeoff as well.

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry I don’t have any Kash on me.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

He always looks like he's transfixed watching a Terminator closing in on him from the audience. Deer in headlights lookin ahh

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