Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[-] infamousbelgian@waste-of.space 6 points 1 year ago

Sure it is yours?

[-] vis4valentine@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yes.

My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.

[-] cpoc@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

You're keeping it this time?

[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

A baby? In this economy?

[-] philluminati@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

[-] Luccajan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Did the abortion fail?

[-] concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When's the funeral?

[-] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Have you told him it's mine?

[-] alnilam@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Everyone here a potential father too?

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

"So who's the father this time?"

[-] CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

[-] manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech 1 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

[-] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

You're under arrest for child abuse

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Are you keeping it?

[-] MyMulligan@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2023

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