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[-] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

Pearce Hawthorne?

[-] 123@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

He is streets ahead.

[-] wisemanzero@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[-] downpunxx@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

"oh oh it's the big one elizabeth i'm comin"

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

“Choke” by Chuck Palahniuk deals with similar material. Almost.

[-] cduke23@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

So what I’m hearing is the limit is 19.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Principal Moss? Is that you?

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