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[-] MotoAsh@piefed.social 307 points 2 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 130 points 2 months ago

It's like the porn equivalent of a 24 year old being called a milf. Nonsense.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 35 points 2 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Of course, but for the fiction it's a combination of age, attitude, and aesthetic. None of which are well executed, because porn.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

More like when porn says 24 year old teens. I've seen it.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Whether the 24 year olds are teens or milfs depends on the size of their tits.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

mothers i'd like… verily… enter… selfishly?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I have a cat that makes that noise

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Nah, it's the amount of overall cushion.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 months ago

Hey, she's just got 6 years experience with being 18.

[-] saturn57@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

A little under a third of mothers were mothers at or before being 24 years old. Of course, the actually quantity of mothers 24 years or younger is much smaller than this because they aged, but it definitely makes sense to be able to encounter one and be enamoured. This is just being pedantic though, no one actually uses MILF literally 😅

Trends in Mean Age of Mothers: United States, 2016–2023

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Iv met... A LOT of people that use milf literally.

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 84 points 2 months ago

Help, at one point I was younger than Shinji, but I am older than Misato now. But seriously, 30 is too young to be a cougar right?? She's a young woman, an older sister to Shinji and Asuka.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago

Way too young. This was made by a teenager.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Real talk, if you think youre being manipulated by an alcoholic, DM me. Ill do my best to help, it's like my penance for my drinking years.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Do you find helping out alcoholics easier or harder without the alcohol?

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well I wasnt helping anyone until I quit drinking

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

This sounds like a skill issue.

I'm joking obviously, addictions is no joke and you are awesome for being able to work through it, not everyone has that kinda strength.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Like with "generations" perhaps cougar is more a behavior and state of mind than a demographic. For example if you are getting blond highlights and brunette streaks on a one sided Karen cut, while sporting a whale tail and listening to Brittany Spears.. so what if you are 29?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

30 is a cougar to who, teenagers?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

Plot twist, they mean the mountain lions. Not older ladies

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

Far too old for a big cat. Would be easily killed due to arthritic stress

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 2 months ago

Was this meme made by a 12 year old? As someone who's inching closer and closer to death this just hurts. 30... The fuck

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

The anime is older than her. lol

[-] hayvan@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago

Considering the anime, it's lore accurate.

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

No baby, 30 != cougar.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Acceptable generation to sexy label correlation in 2025.

Cougar - Gen-X
MILF - Millenial
GILF & Lemon Party - Boomer

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago

you are entirely correct, but I don't think someone about my age is a cougar

[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago

I don't want to be immune to cougars. I want all of the cougars.

[-] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 15 points 2 months ago

Misato def occupied my thoughts for a long time after seeing Evangelion

[-] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The duality of woman.

My partner, a 40 year old lesbian saw this on my phone as I scrolled past, frowned and went "30? That's a damn baby..."

Meanwhile my daughter, 5 and already an entire lesbian disaster comes trotting over wanting to see the "baby" her Mom just talked about. She was disappointed at first it wasn't an actual baby but started licking her lips and asking me (35 ace enby) "if I had that girl" She watches me play gacha games looking for new girlfriends and regularly steals my screen to kiss it.

Women scare me sometimes mang... lmao

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I'm 45. I think that makes me immune to them.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What do you even call baby cougars?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Couglettes?

[-] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 months ago

I live in America so I know a 30 year old that lives with her parents because of how unaffordable things are here.

Honestly this meme does not work today. Probably best to replace it with someone's else's mother that looks way younger for her age but is actually in her mid 40s.

One could truly say in America that they did fuck your mother though at this rate. I know someone who did though unironically.

[-] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Immune, I practically am one

[-] Oka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

As a 30 yo agender asexual raised by alcoholics,

No.

[-] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

So glad I'm a sober jod fucking damnit

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I have a gallon of homebrew 15% ABV mead if they are interested?

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Are there 30 year old alcoholic cougars that will love me and accept me for who I am and allow me to be myself and unload years of trauma?

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, but they will also have years of trauma to unload and the relationship will be unhealthy as hell.

The sex will probably be great tho.

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