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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I'm 45. I think that makes me immune to them.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 51 points 20 hours ago

30 is a cougar to who, teenagers?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 hours ago

Plot twist, they mean the mountain lions. Not older ladies

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Far too old for a big cat. Would be easily killed due to arthritic stress

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 22 hours ago

Was this meme made by a 12 year old? As someone who's inching closer and closer to death this just hurts. 30... The fuck

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

The anime is older than her. lol

[-] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

As a 30 yo agender asexual raised by alcoholics,

No.

[-] MotoAsh@piefed.social 278 points 1 day ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 119 points 1 day ago

It's like the porn equivalent of a 24 year old being called a milf. Nonsense.

[-] saturn57@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

A little under a third of mothers were mothers at or before being 24 years old. Of course, the actually quantity of mothers 24 years or younger is much smaller than this because they aged, but it definitely makes sense to be able to encounter one and be enamoured. This is just being pedantic though, no one actually uses MILF literally 😅

Trends in Mean Age of Mothers: United States, 2016–2023

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 29 points 1 day ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Of course, but for the fiction it's a combination of age, attitude, and aesthetic. None of which are well executed, because porn.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

More like when porn says 24 year old teens. I've seen it.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Whether the 24 year olds are teens or milfs depends on the size of their tits.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Nah, it's the amount of overall cushion.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago
[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 4 points 22 hours ago

mothers i'd like… verily… enter… selfishly?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I have a cat that makes that noise

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago

Hey, she's just got 6 years experience with being 18.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 23 hours ago

you are entirely correct, but I don't think someone about my age is a cougar

[-] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 8 points 21 hours ago

I live in America so I know a 30 year old that lives with her parents because of how unaffordable things are here.

Honestly this meme does not work today. Probably best to replace it with someone's else's mother that looks way younger for her age but is actually in her mid 40s.

One could truly say in America that they did fuck your mother though at this rate. I know someone who did though unironically.

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 78 points 1 day ago

Help, at one point I was younger than Shinji, but I am older than Misato now. But seriously, 30 is too young to be a cougar right?? She's a young woman, an older sister to Shinji and Asuka.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago

Way too young. This was made by a teenager.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Real talk, if you think youre being manipulated by an alcoholic, DM me. Ill do my best to help, it's like my penance for my drinking years.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

Do you find helping out alcoholics easier or harder without the alcohol?

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Well I wasnt helping anyone until I quit drinking

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

This sounds like a skill issue.

I'm joking obviously, addictions is no joke and you are awesome for being able to work through it, not everyone has that kinda strength.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Like with "generations" perhaps cougar is more a behavior and state of mind than a demographic. For example if you are getting blond highlights and brunette streaks on a one sided Karen cut, while sporting a whale tail and listening to Brittany Spears.. so what if you are 29?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Acceptable generation to sexy label correlation in 2025.

Cougar - Gen-X
MILF - Millenial
GILF & Lemon Party - Boomer

No baby, 30 != cougar.

I don't want to be immune to cougars. I want all of the cougars.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago

I have a gallon of homebrew 15% ABV mead if they are interested?

[-] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 15 points 1 day ago

Misato def occupied my thoughts for a long time after seeing Evangelion

[-] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The duality of woman.

My partner, a 40 year old lesbian saw this on my phone as I scrolled past, frowned and went "30? That's a damn baby..."

Meanwhile my daughter, 5 and already an entire lesbian disaster comes trotting over wanting to see the "baby" her Mom just talked about. She was disappointed at first it wasn't an actual baby but started licking her lips and asking me (35 ace enby) "if I had that girl" She watches me play gacha games looking for new girlfriends and regularly steals my screen to kiss it.

Women scare me sometimes mang... lmao

Immune, I practically am one

[-] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

So glad I'm a sober jod fucking damnit

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