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[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Hot desking is important to your employer, so please remove that single paper streamer at close of play in case the you who booked that same desk tomorrow has a new personality. Plus, if such bright items of merriment are left up, the cleaners might witness a fragment of collective joy, and they’re agency staff. Participation in company emotions is not in the budget.

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