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Sounds familiar?

British Empire?

American Colonies?

Time is a circle.

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[-] CapnClenchJaw@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

So, a Martian Congressional Republic? It does sound like something those damned dusters would pull.

What next? The denizens of the asteroid belt calling for more rights and designating an Outer Planet Alliance, while a mysterious proto-molecule wreaks havoc on the Solar System?

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Oye kopeng, beltalowda need dem OPA to protect our rights. Sasa ke?

[-] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wrecks havoc? Expanse was so unrealistic. Protogen would pay doctors in all factions to “speedrun herd immunity, open up trade and travel for the economy”. Errenwright would tell Secretary General to say “stop testing protomolecule and we won’t have cases”. MEGA will be ordering deliveries of protomolecule injections to inject themselves. Holden spaces himself because canonically at that time he still thinks the problem with people is lack of access to information.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

And then they all start talking like Texans, until the ring gates open.....

[-] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Alternately, a buggalo ranch, named the Wong place.

[-] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sound familiar?

Yeah, it's the basis for a lot of sci-fi stories; though China is interchangable with any country, corporation, or mega rich jackass.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bear Head is one of those variations.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not terribly far off the plot of one of the great works of science fiction

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dispossessed

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My personal #1. Got to meet Le Guin at a play in Portland.

Also, the colonists from the view of the oppressor are "free on paper only" from their view.

Only if they name the colony "Elon is a little bitch", but in Chinese. (Translation?)

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I actually don't know enough curse words / insults.

Maybe like: 伊隆係個死八婆 (Cantonese for "Elon is a dead bitch", in Cantononese, they add "dead" in front of curseword nouns to make it more dramatic lol, its shall not be construed as an actual threat, legally speaking)

Or maybe: 埃隆有小鸡鸡 (Mandarin for "Elon has a small dick" ? Idk I heard other Mandarin-speaking classmates say it.)

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

All I can think of is that meme of those 2 star wars characters. "Now there are two of them!"

[-] mech@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

80+% of earth's surface is still completely uninhabited by humans.
I'm talking about the sea floor, Antarctica, most of Australia, most of Siberia, the high mountain ranges, and the Sahara.
It would be so much easier to build colonies there than on Mars.
Even if our worst predictions about climate change come true, hell even if warming was twice as bad, they would still be much more hospitable to human life than Mars.

We haven't colonized those places, because it simply isn't worth the effort.
So why would it be worth the much, much bigger effort to settle on Mars?

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

But I want the Expanse timeline 🥺

(minus the blue goo, fuck that shit)

[-] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but in expanse it's implied global government through UN was formed first and then the colonies. So it wasn't a single country's colony.

[-] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have just seen the tv series and MRCN was very similar to CCP. Probably got confused since I didn't know the lore.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, will there also be slaves in this new "beacon of freedom"?

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

They already have a few of those right now. They don't seem too keen on letting them go.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tbf, distance between Earth and Mars is way farther than England and American Colonies. A Martian revolution has much higher chance success.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is assuming a lot about China's capability of creating a self sustaining life support system on a dead planet.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 0 points 2 weeks ago

China would need to go through the same social progress that Europe did during the renaissance.

So you’ll need to kill off the CCP so that the people can start getting some liberty and freedoms.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Its so ironic how the first line of PRC anthem is

“起来,不愿做奴隶的人们” ("Arise, people who refuse to be slaves")

Then we get... this... gestures at Mainland China

like...

lmao

Omg they play that shit like everyday, I have that PRC anthem stuck in my head, I can still kinda remember it lol.

I remember when I was a kid, I kinda wanna sneak into the broadcast room and like... mess with stuff... you know, I was 6-7 and curious. But they locked the door to that room.

I remember once I didn't wanna do the... I think its the monday thing (or was it a monthly thing?, can't remember), where like they make kids stand in the schoolyard and they make announcement, kinda like how in the US, they made kids go to the Auditorium, know what I mean?

Then I remember the raising the flag ceremony in the schoolyard.

I remember just standing there... listening to some... announcement thing? that I don't remember because it was probably boring as hell. Probably like school related, when tuition is due (I wasn't allowed in public school due to lack of Guangzhou Hukou, but I didn't remember learning about this until later on when I was older), or like when school trips happen, or like when school is off, about academics... I assume that's what the announcements were probably about, I have no memory of any of the content of it.

Sometimes the sun is just shining and it gets like hot and it's annoying to be there and I get tired.

So I remember like one time I didn't feel like being there, I just sneaked away as everyone was in the process going to ans gathering in the schoolyard, and I just hid in the staircase at like the very top (roof access is locked I was lile by that door, but still in the staircase), and I just looked over the schoolyard from the 3rd floor. I just sat on the stairs, my mind wandering, and occasionally looking over to see if they finished the boring-ass "rituals" yet. (Y'all ever hate being in the auditorium for so long? It's like that) I think by the end of it, like it was an hour long or something, some 4/5 grader found me and... told the teacher? and... I don't remember what happened after, probably got in trouble for not being with the class lol.

It's so weird, memories are fuzzy, but I remember the emotions associated with school. I kinda always hated school, like... I'm just socially anxious. Didn't like to conform. I don't remember ever really making friends. (Could be due being uncomfortabke with the language. I spoke Cantonese at home, school was Mandarin, so it felt "distant" to me, like methaphorically speaking, like I'm in a different realm. Or maybe that's just being an introvert.)

My throughts are messy, not sure if any of it was coherent.

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

Bastion of freedom and prosperity? The US?

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

*Restrictions apply, Martian land ownership required

[-] webp@mander.xyz 0 points 2 weeks ago

But there is not much on Mars. With the new world, there were tons of resources to steal and make wealth off of.

[-] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The disrespect for iron in this comment is too damn high.

[-] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What a take, lol. China is "not free" but the West has either hick Gestapo or German/British police officers arresting grandmas and beating up brown people to their hearts' content... These Chinese Martians wouldn't just randomly become restless, confused, unstable Westerners, btw. 🤷

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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