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Perfect Health (lemmy.ml)
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[-] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago

Please censor that neck or mark NSFW

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[-] mub@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Noooooo. You've ruined everything. What is the point in living now?

[-] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I am not sure I follow. Had you never noticed? If so I can't take credit for that discovery (I'm very sad about that).

Or is it that you don't want it censored? You enjoy seeing that, you sicko? You love that saggy orange nussy.

You disgust me.

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

So, looking at lady parts while I'm horny are going to be tainted because my brain will remind me of that nussy.

I disgust me.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Beef barbacoa tacos

[-] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 month ago

My dad’s face droops like this. He has had several strokes. Just saying.

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago

He literally is at the stage of dementia where it's visible in the face and he's lashing out at people on camera. Why is he still president?

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

He will progress to the point where he won't even be competent enough to speak, and they will not article 25 him. They'll hide him away in the white house and Vance will effectively be the president, or someone in his cabinet will effectively take over. And we'll have our own little death of Stalin.

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I honestly don't think we'll know he's died until multiple days later if it doesn't happen within a public place. If it happens with few witnesses, they'll ride that dead pony as far as they can, push through as much as they can "as tRump", before announcing it. Weekend at Bernie's: US Corpacalypse

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Does this mean Trump will die in the oval office after a heart attack and stroke and Steven Millar will be shot?

[-] hamid@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 month ago

The real question is do I recognize your username from when I was a vegan circlejerk mod or from Minecraft 15ish years ago🤔

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Can you imagine how much conservative whining and crying we're going to witness when this traitor fuck dies and the vast majority of the world throws a fucking party?

I'll only be upset about how much tax payer money is going to be spent giving this felon rapist pedophile a state-funded funeral.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 1 month ago

They won't whine. They're going to flip around and claim they never supported him.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Kissinger looked like this in his 80s and made it another 20 years.

Don't hold your breath.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Why would you be caring and not celebrating with?

[-] GFGJewbacca@midwest.social 36 points 1 month ago

He looks like he had a stroke.

[-] shittydwarf@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago

American doctors, please stop fighting that particular blood clot

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They took an oath to do no harm, so they should really be helping the clot to take him out as fast as possible

[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Doctor:"nah man he Is completely fine and Absolutely no One Is holding a gun ti my head

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Yea he’s done the 28 day cycle is almost up and it’s time for another mri

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

No worries, he's gonna ace this one too.

[-] sausager@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe he should ask what they are scanning this time so he'll know when people ask. Nahhh

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago

Come on a pig wouldn’t fuck that.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To think that was once the face of the man that was able to blow a American President. Now he's just droopy McShithispants that can even rape a child with his tiny penis.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Things that happen when this australopithecus does not tolerate people who are smarter than him, not even his doctors.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Cum News…

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe a vaccine with bleach will solve it

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Perfect is not an adjective applicable to that thing in any way shape or form

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I prefer Bonespurs McPedoface, but that's the thing about art. If you like it, you like it

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

His neck is particular

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