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Anon watches the Blair Witch Project
(sh.itjust.works)
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Of course the witch kills them. I would too if some stranger walked miles into the deep woods just to piss in a corner of my cabin.
It's irrational. That's why it's so scary.
:::spoiler get ready to feel fear caress your tender, expectant cheek Pi
Gotta mark your territory somehow.
Nah, the Witch makes them stand facing the wall before she kills them. He ain't taking a piss.
We doing redtexts now?
Sometimes. As a treat.
if I was a witch, I would be doing some wacky shit in brooklyn
"wheeee! Pissing pissing pissing!"
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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