The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] Resplendent606@piefed.social 7 points 20 hours ago

Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.

[-] Stuart_Munto@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!

[-] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 16 hours ago

*Windows 13

[-] Resplendent606@piefed.social 6 points 20 hours ago

Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?

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[-] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

[-] mech@feddit.org 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Plot twist: It's Alaska.
After declaring independence, a free and fair referendum showed overwhelming support for joining the Russian Federation.

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 6 points 22 hours ago

Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking dodging corpos. Probably.

And owls. Still owls.

No, FBI. I am not opening up.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

Don't know ... I can't afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain't my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.

[-] mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 4 points 21 hours ago

Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Bats! Lots of bats!

[-] Xylight@feddit.online 0 points 20 hours ago

Google tracks user

1 bajillion upvotes

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