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[-] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

404 probably. There will be better tech in 10 years.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago

thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai

[-] masto@lemmy.masto.community 7 points 7 hours ago

REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 6 hours ago

Probably blaze talking about a reddit thread about the fediverse /pos

[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”

[-] bryophile@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn't

[-] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 4 points 8 hours ago

“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 hours ago

Allowing calls to proliferate in the first place and be addressed would indicate some level of free speech.

[-] SuperEars@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.

Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.

Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.

Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 12 hours ago
[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 hours ago
[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

GTA VII projected to be released in 2050.

[-] TechnoCat@piefed.social 36 points 17 hours ago

2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

[-] thatonecoder@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

You mean the BSD desktop? GNU+Linux got hijacked by the merger of all S&P500 companies.

[-] TechnoCat@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

I welcome it.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago
[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

I think it's at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 hours ago

It's at 3.2% on steam

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 hours ago

5% sounds high just by how things are, and how little people understand what it is. I'd buy 1%, though, and that's something.

[-] m532@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 13 hours ago

"European empire declares total war on russia again"

"Java 47 released"

"Look at my beans" (with photo of a pot of beans)

"But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics"

[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 77 points 21 hours ago

2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Linux crosses 4% market share

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

I was thinking furry porn but that's basically the same thing

[-] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 16 hours ago

Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 hours ago

If the composition of Lemmy is even remotely the same that will be everywhere.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 45 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:

Apple iPhone with Apple Intelligence 

Microsoft Windows computer equipped with TPM 3.0 and SecureBoot 

Google Pixel with Android SafetyCore

WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!

[-] guillem@aussie.zone 46 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Address Not Found.

The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

exactly; you'll be able to get to the captured/pro-capitalist instances like .world or shitjustworks just fine; but the rest of lemmy will be outlawed and only accessible via tor and a vpn.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 33 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

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[-] nerfherder@lemmy.world 40 points 20 hours ago

Beans.

It'll be fucking beans.

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[-] dumbass@piefed.social 31 points 21 hours ago

AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

356,411 km, give or take.

[-] DaMummy@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

What's your toilet paper situation like?

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[-] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 10 points 17 hours ago

Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 11 points 17 hours ago

Party planning is going well for president Trump's upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box "this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it"

[-] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 9 points 18 hours ago

President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 7 points 16 hours ago

barron trump, to be exact.

oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago

No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.

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[-] m_f@discuss.online 11 points 19 hours ago

The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036

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[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago
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