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[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago

described the $599 device (it also requires a subscription that starts at $7 per month) as a toilet bowl attachment that uses “optical sensors and validated machine-learning algorithms” to deliver “valuable insights into your health and wellness.”

Do they take their product ideas from the Onion?
This can't be real, can it??

[-] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Reminds me:
I have to rewatch Scrubs! :-)

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

It's real. A lot of information can be taken from those bowls, you know, the kind of information big corporations will use to fuck you up when they get the chance.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Never install a camera in a bathroom

Like, you don't install anthrax in a maternity ward

[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well, I can see some use cases. But they're usually not pointed down in the bowl.

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm sorry... a smart toilet camera? WTF??

ETA: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T1p_dUU_6uQ

[-] Sims@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

"Enshittyfication" - now in its natural environment..

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

This is as close to the definition of a shitty idea as it can get.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing

[-] jabjoe@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

101 : Don't create data you don't want in the wrong hands.

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I do my best to avoid putting toilet data on my hand.

[-] BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago
[-] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

A 'smart toilet'? What the hell does a toilet need to be smart for? And then, cherry on top, toilet and camera in the same sentence. The world needs to end.

[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I don’t know what’s funnier. A “smart toilet” or the fucking moron that is dumb enough to buy one.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 week ago

Let's not be hasty, some people would definitely need some aim assist.

[-] E_coli42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

please get in line for Mandatory Penis Inspection

this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2025
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