I'm sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

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You eventually get used to it

One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.

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They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.

You underestimate my grasp of my own stupidity.

I checked my ears three times before posting that

Found em

they were on my desk under an old empty box of antidepressants

yeeted it

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I'd go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can't find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I'd take it

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they're not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don't give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a "smoke break" (even if you don't smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you're dizzy. Come up with something.

I never actually read much of the thing

I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don't care that it's not native to the region or whatever.

Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe