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submitted 3 weeks ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

Spotted this easy; number was too low.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago

Whew, had to check the name of the community.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

I started to bite down too

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

What are countries good for, anyway? Let’s all be an autonomous collective and agree to take turns acting as a sort of executive officer of the week.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

but all decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting

[-] thejml@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

... by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major...

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well.....I'm tired of having THIS country.....

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wish.

this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025

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