I would have gone with the long con. Keep adding a few slices to his loaf every day or two. Make him wonder why he has perpetual bread over the course of a few weeks.
Damn that's the kinda shit that ends at the psych ward haha.
Evil genius right here.
A bag of toast is really funny to me for some reason
Fake: anon touched the toaster
Gay: anon violated his brother
lmao I used to buy cheap lawn decorations at the thrift store and place them in my grandparents' lawn. I got several dozen items in before they caught me lol
That could happen at my house. My wife likes to collect various ornamental crap but also has immense object blindness. And I would assume it's just more of her stuff and leave it
This triggered a memory of my father for me, the man was always asking if I noticed this or that , the answer was almost unequivocally no nearly every time. For one I don't tend to notice things unless they are virtually impossible to ignore, and second off many of these things were in rooms that I never had any reason to visit. Have you seen what I've done in the Attic he would say, no you moron i had to bite my tongue to avoid saying.
Toasts two slices of bread but didn't touch anything. 🤔
I guarantee you've been unironically smug about "only a sith deals in absolutes."
Maybe they brought their own toaster and bread to toast
And also most likely floated through the house assisted by Storm.
He has telekinetic powers obviously
Maybe the real toast was the strokes we had along the way.
Indeed. And the real strokes we were the of had waylong toast a in findings perplopolis intact!
You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!
Not mine. It just sits in the cupboard. Waiting.
No they toast bread. It turns into toast
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