How should we discipline children
Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.
lmfao
you're old school
What should new parents give their babies?
Cluster headaches, without a doubt.
that's pretty messed up dude
My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don't know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?
The mother consuming it during pregnancy.
Since you didn't answer my previous dms, so I'm just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
Give or take a few billion years.
What's a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?
Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.
OP didn't specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?
My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?
The torsion engine, and Macedonians.
This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.
What do hardworking lab technicians deserve but rarely get?
Tap for spoiler
original: What is the euphemistic term for culling of research animals?
Sac'ing
My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?
Original Question
What are the reactants in the formula Pb+2HCl→PbCl2+H2?
Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.
But I think the balancing won't happen without water.
Animal welfare is important in life sciences. Based on common IACUC good practices, what are recommended ways to conduct euthanasia for mice?
CO2 suffocation+snap their neck
Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf
amazing
My wife is pregnant and isn't sleeping well at night. What are some simple home remedies we can try?
Original
What are the most addictive substances for humans?
Alcohol and benzodiazepines.
(Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)
How do you call someone stuck in an abusive relationship
Original questipn
What type of particles is a common candidate for dark matter
comment
I am going to hell for that
Wimps.
How did scientists first discover the existence of supernovas?
X-ray & infrared analysis.
What's the most effective method of classical/Pavlovian conditioning?
Measuring? Obviously a hole in the cheek.
Also kindness.
What happens to an object when it crosses the event horizon of a black hole?
What are the consequences of hydrogen fluoride exposure to human body?
Do you think that consciousness is something that can be physically captured, or is it something that remains uncapturable and in the realm of philosophy?
I think if we "emulate" the brain well enough digitally, then it is just an emergent property.
How do we put the United States of America back on the right track?
Add in heartburn, and nothing that Pepto bismol can't solve.
Respect to the g’s keeping the old comments too.
What is the process that turns a cucumber into a pickle?
What is the ideal temperature for a toddler's room?
original question
What is the boiling point of silver?
How far did your father flee after he abandoned you as a kid? Why do you think he chose that distance?
Why did my son die in the rehab facility?
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler original: What was that condition called where cells rapidly divide and consume all of the body's resources? :::
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