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[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago
[-] bklyn@piefed.social 14 points 4 months ago

At least toilet paper is good at wiping away shit

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.

[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

That is literally the name of the subreddit dedicated to dunking on them. Or at least was. Wouldn't be surprised if they nuked it by now, way things are over there

[-] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Toilet Paper USA?

Always has been

[-] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yup, those are the letters they chose to self-apply. Like when our IT department tried to rebrand as Technology & Innovation, but then realised they could never again refer to the Technology & Innovation Team 😁

[-] thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well I'm disappointed. It could've been a family event where you pay $5 and your kid pull the trigger of the rifle that shoots another MAGA influencer in the neck. Pay $15 for a photo of the moment the bullet hits

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

That’s the MAGA version the dunk tank

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

If they'd do it, the target would be some famous lgbtq+ antifa leftist, e.g. Obama, Biden, or, on bad days, someone like MTG.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago
[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I heard MAGAts are placing miniature replicas of the Charlie Kirk death tent in front of their Christmas trees instead of nativities.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The previous baby in front of the tree was too woke

ICE also beat and kidnapped it.

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

Recreational activities are fun.

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

They don't even have any respect for their own.

[-] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

I'm outraged because it's a recreation and isn't even the actual tent! If I'm gonna get my picture taken I want the real tent with blood spurts and all. It's not even worth putting my blood makeup on my neck if it's only a fake tent.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

If you think about it a little, it's morbid and weird. If you think about it a little more, it's just about on par (maybe slightly less?) on the weird scale with wearing the torture and execution device of the guy you worship on a chain around your neck.

If you think about it a lot, it's totally fucking weird.

[-] brotato@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

I really wish that TPUSA would just fade into obscurity, but I guess Erika is getting fat checks from Republicans now. She sure has been on a media warpath.

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