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handing out rare items like candy.
Supposedly they gifted $13 million to every(?) active player, which if you ignore the fact that it's all monopoly money makes it one of the largest wealth redistributions in human history.
HODL your Ubicoins! The feds MUST buy them for whatever price WE decide! We WILL OWN THE WORLD!!!
(This post totally not inspired by listening to This is Financial Advice from Folding Ideas for the 5th time because I needed background noise.)
Assassin's Creed source code being released to the public would be incredible, the technology at Ubisoft is really really good they're just lacking in creatively using it for anything other than just churning out the same game over and over.
I've been wishing for that for YEARS. It doesn't even have to be the newer games, just, like, Black Flag, or shit Brotherhood
"Wreck Siege"
Did Ubisoft need help with that?
(I do not play Siege personally, just seems like most of what I see about it involves the aggressive skin/packs shit, and balance bitching.)
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