Asked "what is communism? "

Defines a botched up version of fascism and capitalism.

Refuses to elaborate further.

MFW

I don't think it's helpful to pretend there's a contradiction in the definition. I'm already sick of explaining to libs that a state governed by a vanguard party isn't claiming to have established a socialist MoP the day after the revolution.

Commuism is when the state takes all of your toothbrushes.

• karl marx 2003

Authoritarian communism is when the see see pee won't let me leave my lunar habitat to go for a stroll without my space suit

Authoritarian communism is when no funeral strippers:

(I couldn’t find the Lemmy post about it so here’s an article lol)

“Party’s Over: China authorities crack down on funeral stripping” - The Guardian