realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl
Satire maybe? Women may want to be charmed, but we* don't want to be seduced, so starting right there anon's in for a bad time.
*with an exception for kinksters who are into that
Fake: anon took care of themselves
Gay: everyone knows that girl stands for Guy In Real Life™️
Dude should not have listened to pickup artists.
Yes.
But also, would the result have been different?
Impossible to know just from this post. But it certainly lowered his chances exponentially.
Yes
y?
bc, less creapo vibes
Which part of this has anything to do with pickup artists
…the part where he fucking says he started watching pick up artist shit?
Oh right so that's what 'pua' means
Haha yes.
You're only an incel if you've been rejected by every girl on earth. If you haven't asked them all yet, then you're just not sufficiently desperate.
Inspiring
I spit when I read the last line.
I too spit at this line! Tuah tuah
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