She hasn't heard from him since? She'd better unclench and make sure he's okay...
Well did she ever give his nose back?
Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!
If you can't laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
I guess wearing a rigid mask?
Yeah.
Perfectly one that shows you as a terrible person.
Go ahead and dawn a donald trump mask. You deserve it!
It’s been a long while since I’ve seen an interrobang in the wild - you are a gentleperson and a scholar my good chum!
... fuckin'?
"what the fuq"- meant
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it's feces; that's not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn't a fluid
I'm SORRY if we can't all meet Cosmo's latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can't handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don't deserve it at its most-viscous.
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
What the f*** is a Pusay?
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
We're attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
A punanny
Steven Segal ft. Lady Saw: Me want the Punani
Yes, Steven Segal the bad action actor.
I went through therapy to block that memory. I curse you and Robert Evans for making me aware of this song.
You're welcome!
This is peak Segal. He should be known for this and not anything else.
No it's a pisay
p-say
Isn't that how Macklemore pronounces it in "and we danced"?
What the fans is a Pessay?
Lord, I'd cum and then propose.
Green flag
brown flag.
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
The best sex I've ever had was with a woman who regularly (temporarily) cockblocked herself by making me laugh so hard I couldn't stay hard
Some girl took that selfie and never imagined someone would caption it like this.
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can't have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
pussay Ftfy
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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
