5
Every Xmas movie (libranet.de)
top 4 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

A real Xmas movie would be:

  • Intro music, we see Scrooge sleeping on his big, comfy bed.
  • Ghost appears in Scrooge's bedroom
  • Ghost sighs...... "I've shown you the error of your ways for the last 5 years and you're still evil."
  • Ghost: "You're not going to change, are you?"
  • Scrooge: "Nope."
    And scene.
[-] MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

Real Xmas movie has no ghosts showing up because there is no force in the universe that actually cares and the rich surround themselves with yes men who would never call them out. It's more just the comfy bed thing.

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

A real Christmas movie would reveal that Tiny Tim's condition is completely treatable, but just out of reach of Bob Cratchit's salary, despite his repeated (denied) requests for a raise. So Scrooge is visited in the middle of the night by three Bobs with baseball bats.

[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Like the "lost ending" to its a wonderful life they created on SNL where they figure out Mr. Potter stole the money and the whole town goes and beats him up

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2025
5 points (100.0% liked)

Microblog Memes

10089 readers
324 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS