Like the "lost ending" to its a wonderful life they created on SNL where they figure out Mr. Potter stole the money and the whole town goes and beats him up

Vanilla Ice is relevant to Gen Z?

You think that ass stays shiny all by itself?

Same as Frostys at Wendy's. They're not as thick as a Blizzard, but you don't drink them. People would still ask for straws, though.

I guess they're free to suck till their brains fall out though

https://youtu.be/SGyfwhK09Ck

I'd buy that album

Then they went with just having the radio performers do the ad in the middle of the show, and we're back to that again with youtubers sticking ad reads in the middle of their videos...

Butter and Parmesan on pasta is a great lighter pasta dish. (Though I prefer it on something like Rotini more than spaghetti)

I really wanted to be able to pull out those knobs. No interest in the cigarettes but the machines looked so cool

You're going to choose the God who won't take care of your cats?

We see conservatives complain about teachers' sexuality being "shoved down their throat".

But this seems like a way to avoid that. Maybe we should encourage it for all teachers gay or straight, married or in non-married relationship. Then the conservative complaint could be taken at face value and the woman teacher married to a man could avoid "shoving their sexuality down your throat" even when that sexuality is within a heterosexual marriage.

As a heterosexual married man, if I suspected I was dealing with a homophobe, I might refer to my wife as my partner, just to mess with them. And because the identity of my partner isn't any of their business

New conspiracy theory: Vance had Charlie killed in order to take his wife