I know it's just autism. But I get the train into work, I'm the 1st stop from the start of the journey and it's a quiet train so I'm either alone in the train car or there's 1 or 2 others.

Over the course of months taking that train I found the perfect seat in the car, optimal space and legroom, near the heaters, away from the bathroom and luggage racks, best side for the view etc. And I sat in that seat every day for almost 2 years.

Then out of fucking nowhere, this absolute piece of shit, this detestable rotting husk of a man, possessed by the faintest whisper of a some ghost that was lobotomised and abused in it's previous life before crawling it's way through ever circle of hell to be rejected by satan himself for being such pathetic waste of existence, before falling arse first back into the mortal realm and landing inside that hideous, cantankerous, deprived, and loathsome body, starts sitting in MY seat, of all the 50+ seats on that carriage, of all the 8 carriages of that train and he chooses to sit there every single fucking day. I once even tried waking up early to go to the station the train starts at. But despite getting there almost 15 minutes before it departed, that foul beat disguised as a man was already there in my seat.

I still do not know what I have done that was such an afront to whatever cruel god casts it's scornful eyes on my life to cause it to unleash this plague of man onto me in order to torture me on such a deep and primal level. But no sin of man in heaven or on earth deserves this kind retribution.

When we were called back into the office, at first we didn't have assigned seats and had to reserve them in advance. It became a ritual to log in every morning and immediately jump to the reservation system to grab the same seat for two weeks hence.

One of my coworkers was grumbling jokingly that I took "her" seat one day (of course, someone else had taken "mine", so that's what prompted it). I told her, "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there." She laughed. The whole situation sucked, and we were all just trying to make the best of it.

"Excuse me, sir, I think you're sitting in my favorite seat."

! ASDmemes

The problem with having favorite spots it that our enemies know exactly where to sabotage

One of my neighbors has a disabled parent that baby sits for them. I get so fucking annoyed when they've managed to park in "my" disabled parking spot if I go out for an errand. It's stupid, and I feel like an asshole for feeling annoyed. There are two disabled spots for my building (roughly 48 units), and I would rather push my walker across the whole complex than park in the other spot, because it "belongs" to another neighbor who has less mobility than I do. We don't have assigned parking and I kinda hate it lol

Yeah I ve been pissed at this all summer, that people keep parking in my spot.

My street has street parking but everyone has driveways and garages so there are rarely cars parking on the street. Why the heck has someone been parking in front of my house?

The street is practically empty, much of the time literally empty, so they can park in front of wherever they’re going. But my house is the only one with a tree, creating one spot with shade on the entire block. Sometimes there is only one car parked on the entire street, and it’s in front of my house. While I know I’m not entitled to the spots in front of my house, this is just wrong.

My spot is also taken in my last job. By AI.