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[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I never thought I'd see a POTUS consider denaturalising US citizens as well so you'd hope they won't draft you but I wouldn't discount it. Cannon fodder is always necessary especially if you're not white or MAGA.

[-] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

This scene was always hilarious because we thought it could never happen… But given everything that this administration has done so far, it seems more like a prediction…

https://youtu.be/AQnEBSwdAXw

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 months ago

What if they need drone operators? Our fat 40 year old asses have been playing games since the late 80s, and those skills are finally in demand.

[-] knightly@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago

And they'll use a bunch of teens straight out of high-school that still have youthful reaction times instead.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Sorry bro, they just going to import a bunch of Korean esport pros and make us all look like slobs.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago

At least my death after I'm drafted in the wars over oil will raise the share price of the Military-Industrial Complex shareholders, bless them 🙏🙏🙏

[-] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

RTX and General Dynamics thank you for your service. 🙏

[-] West_of_West@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

"Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy
You just a baby
Gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now
Eating their food and their baked beans
I'm 28
They gonna take you 'fore they take me"

[-] Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The motivation for most new recruits in the US military is escaping poverty. That poverty is on purpose to funnel recruits into the military. Unlikely to ever be a draft again, they'll just ramp up the poverty.

[-] smeg@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

Now I have to worry about my son being drafted.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

The issue is that many of us are also concerned about the others who would or at least could be drafted. Our children. The younger adults we've taken under our wings and built friendships with. It's hardly any comfort knowing that I would never be drafted. Granted, I don't think there's a good chance of anybody getting drafted in my lifetime, but stupider shit has already happened, so there you go.

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I have a bone spur in my foot, can I also dodge a draft?

[-] Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

How wealthy is your bone spur?

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

NGL, I had to legitimately tell myself this the other day. I spent most of my formative years as a young adult worried that the neverending war in the middle east would escalate and I would be drafted. I was not alone in this fear either, most of my peers had plans to flee the country if Bush called for conscription.

It never did end up happening, probably because the war was deeply unpopular after it was clear that the invasion was just a pretense for regime change and not at all related to 9/11 or WMDs.

I think the mental trauma from that never healed, and now I'm pushing 40 and still thinking every new "war" we start will have the MPs knocking at my door to serve me my mustering papers.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

We have assessed your current situation and are pleased to inform you we have created a project for people with skills like yourself.

Welcome to operation meat shield where we'll cash in those 30 years of contributions and pensions to keep the markets going I up and the boomers from having to face consequences.

[-] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Affordable Health care isn't why you are fat...

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Aren't you a peach.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Could you at least replace my windows if you're going to hit that close to home?

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Americans are not unhealthy due to lack of affordable healthcare. They are unhealthy due to the availability of cheap, heavily processed, high calorie foods.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

You underestimate the amount of non-weight-related health problems there are.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm one of the only thin people I ever see in the doctor's office. That's not snark, that's my observation.

The remaining thin people are elderly. I'll let everyone ponder that last for a few.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

What I'm getting from your comment is there are multiple thin people, including you who is not elderly, at the doctor's office. Thus proving my point...

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

How about this: Almost every human in the waiting room is fat excepting me and the truly elderly. There are rare exceptions, but fatties are the rule. Blunt enough?

Wasn't trying to be too blunt, but this as well: I have rarely seen a fit adult in a foot cast. The only exception to fat people in casts are kids who are obviously athletes. Gravity is real.

Old preacher man in South Chicago was bullshitting with me while I installed his satellite dish:

"Shalafi, let me ask you somethin'. You know the saying, 'little old man' or 'little old lady'? Why you think that is? Put another way, you ever know a man or woman in their 80s that was exceptionally tall or fat? Why you think that is?"

This wasn't a lead-up to "god made us this way" or some moralistic horseshit, but it was a great conversation and much food for thought. He made me coffee and served me cookies. Wish I could visit him again.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A lot of us elder millennials are scared for our kids. I’d rather go in his place . If it comes to that

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

But it's not coming to that. I'm so sorry.

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 0 points 3 months ago

Why would you be sorry about it not coming to that?

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Because I wouldn't want to send my kids to any war I could fight instead of them. But they are not gonna send a 40+ yo if they have 20 something year olds at their disposal. Also, if they need to, they will send the kids first and then the fathers, so it's not coming to that, hence I'm sorry.

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah, ok. I misinterpreted your comment to mean that they wouldn't have a need to step in and go in their place.

Fair enough.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I'm glad you asked. People usually downvotes and leaves.

[-] Rion@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

I thought Lemmy was Canadian?

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Lemmy isn't, but lemmy.ca is hosted in Canada.

Lemmy.world was made by people from the Netherlands, but lemmy.ml is the original Lemmy.

[-] Rion@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

Thank you. I’m very new to using Lemmy.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Welcome, I hope you like it here!

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago
[-] bunchberry@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Please explain

[-] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Elder gen z. I passed the age "cut off" for getting drafted a couple years ago and i still get very anxious about it

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Also elder Gen Z or at least towards the upper end, I swear to fuck if these fuckers try to draft me within the year someone is getting fragged.

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