The funniest part here is that some stupid redneck named their kid Hennessy lol
I used to loooooooooove making fun of people’s names… and I was shamefully old and very gay before I realized I was [saying it’s ok to be] picking on people for something they were essentially born with, over which they had no control, and which will be a strong part of their identity.
Imma name mah daughter after a f'audster!
A fine collection of /r/thishappened
Yep, high fives make stories even more believable.
r/nothingeverhappens
I’m sorry but. The. Bed. Never. Ever. Happened. I will die on this molehill.
No dad is going to hide under two 18 year old couple's bed. He does not wish to be under there before, during, or after they do the horizontal tango, and even worse he does not want to be found HIDING UNDER HIS CHILD'S BED AFTER THEY DO SAID HORIZONTAL TANGO! How anyone could ever believe that story is beyond me.
Also, while it may well have happened, the photographing of some girl's arse in PE is at best weak banter, and at worst creepy and bullying behaviour. It raises hackles.
It's true, I was the bedframe.
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