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[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

And here I thought the Onion was for satire.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 15 points 1 week ago

I feel like ...well if aliens, if they read only the onion, they would have a reasonable grasp at what we're about here.

[-] purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Wrong place, wrong time.

THE PLACE: Any
THE TIME: Any

this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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