„They“ is a neutral pronoun you can use to avoid the awkwardness of he/she

Thankfully my current office doesn’t have anyone I interact with like this, but at a previous job I’m pretty sure the dude bought cologne by the 55 gallon drum. It was painful.

[Me, entering the office building] *sniff* Oh, $coworker is here today.

And they came through here 2 hours ago.

When I was around 8 years old, my mother and I took a Greyhound bus across the country to visit the grandparents. We were sat next to a woman who was drenched in perfume. There's a picture of me sitting next to said woman with my eyes absolutely streaming tears from being so badly irritated.

Ever walked past someone and started choking?

i mean when you're in high school and are bombarded with commercials that say "saturate yourself to the core fibers of your very soul with axe body spray, and women will basically throw their vaginas at your face as an involuntary reflex action"...is there any other option but to do what they say?

Cologne/perfume should be discovered, not announced.

She's a maniac. Maniac on perfume.

Tip: don’t hold your breath instead preserve the clean air in your lungs by taking rapid short breaths until loss of consciousness occurs

I'll take this over the people that leave elevators smelling like an ashtray after they're gone.

As I always tell my 9th graders:

„If I can taste your perfume by walking past your classroom, it’s a tad too much.“