I was getting ads on Tinder for a tractor for a while. And not a small hobby one, either, this was a ten tonne commercial unit.
Dunno what gave them the idea I needed that.
Were you pulling hogs on tinder?
Bruh
There's a fair few heifers on there, to be fair.
It's cow breedin' time!
🤠🍆🍆🍆🐮💦💦
If you're on tinder you're there to plow
Because chicks dig BMPs (must be all that room in the back for activities), and you can tow as many as you want from Ukraine
I got APC ads on some ad for a while
OK, that's awesome.
What colour tractor are you gonna get?
Purple.
What do you mean it's based on my browsing habits? Wait hold on there's a knock at the door
Oh look, it's your friendly neighborhood door-to-door ATGM dealer. Even if you're not interested, sitting through the in-home demo is worth it.
The Spice 2000 makes the Spice 1000 look like the Spice 250. It’s the fastest and most explody Spice we’ve ever made, and we really think you’re gonna love it. Now here’s Liz with more information about our new targeting system.
SPICE 2000: When you're ready to go #3 in someone else's toilet.
Perfect, I was looking to improve my chess skills
I see you're a man of culture as well.
So those are the spices the British Empire wanted....
It knows this, because it knows what you really don't. By subtracting what you want from what you don't; or what you don't want from what you do, whichever is greater. It obtains a difference, or deviation.
Did you see this on the spice channel?
“I’ll take your entire stock!”
Put it on an M26 rocket and DM me
Yeah, I get tons of ads for land attack systems, Rafael fighter jets, anti air missiles, tanks... Its bizarre that the MIC is running YouTube ads...
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