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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

I believed the headline was true until I saw the community

[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago

The man just really likes bananas.

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

And cocaine. 

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

Or great literature?

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Me eating yet another onion: "mmmm... cromchy..."

[-] hector@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago

Sure junior, as if we do not know you and your pals are buying kilos of coke.

The administration are cokeheads, more than not I bet. You can see it in them at times. Stephen miller for one I have unmistakeably seen it.

The biz dickheads that support them too. Executives and board members are notorious for doing coke. Often in board meetings.

The hypocrisy does not end there We know the cia likes to use the drug trade to finance off the books operations. Death squads do not pay for themselves. When the military de facto ruling junta in veneziela that cut a deal to stand down and give up maduro, and oversee puppets signing assets over, runs into resistance, we will likely see some of those in fact

[-] 5715@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago

You got some reflexes there

[-] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

don jr would be a better president than his dad. he's still an incompetent fascist but at least we might get legal blow out of it

this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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