Stocked up on lemon, garlic, and butter.

Breathing air.

I live on land

Watching The Shape of Water.

I live 1,000 ft above sea level, half a days drive from the ocean. The only waterway connected to my property is an unnavigable creek. Good luck, Sea Peoples, my fortress might as well be impregnable

Preparing nuclear weapons to boil off all the world's oceans.

I trained Orcas to follow them to their secret hideout.
They won't be so secretive this time around.

My county is landlocked and I live about 150 metres above sea level.

Learning songs from The Little Mermaid