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anon is hungover (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Signtist@bookwyr.me 73 points 3 days ago

I had to check to make sure this wasn't how I first heard of our latest invasion.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago

>be pete hegseth

I’d rather not

[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago

Sounds legit, il add it to my 2026 bingo card

[-] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago

eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see

[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

~~hungover as fuck~~

Still drunk from 2004

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

> Hegseth gets cut off and finally sobers up

> Looks up.

> "You're Donald Trump."

> "Yes, president of the United States Donald Trump."

> "What."

> "and you are secretary of defense."

> "What?"

> " And we're going to war with the rest of NATO and the EU over Greenland."

> "WHAT."

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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