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[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Just stretched.

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

Tastes like pork!

[-] guy@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago

To what now‽ Oh.

[-] X@piefed.world 0 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Check the URL.

[-] JackDark@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Check the community

[-] X@piefed.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Whichever works

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026

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