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[-] guy@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

To what now‽ Oh.

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

prion disease?

[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This is just in bad taste

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Tastes like pork!

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Just stretched.

[-] X@piefed.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Check the URL.

[-] JackDark@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Check the community

[-] X@piefed.world 4 points 3 months ago

Whichever works

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026

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