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Biblically Accurate Java Class (programming.dev)
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[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 66 points 4 months ago

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

gotta work that 9-6 job at the abstract factory

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 20 points 4 months ago

It's 996 actually

[-] passepartout@feddit.org 45 points 4 months ago

My mother calling me by my full name

[-] serra@slrpnk.net 31 points 4 months ago

I used java to solve my Problem. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

[-] ArrowMax@feddit.org 21 points 4 months ago

Getting specific factories for each problem is actually outdated. You should get a FactoryFactoryFactory instead.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 4 months ago

So we stopped selling those schematics and started selling hammer-factory-building factories.

This is where they're wrong. They should have allowed to build a customer's own factory on their territory.

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 23 points 4 months ago

BeanNameAware, InitializingBean

Its happening again

[-] unwillingsomnambulist@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago

Smalltalk flashbacks…

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

And they call this a serious language. It’s the Dutch of programming languages.

[-] erayerdin@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

Wait until you see Rust API docs with generics and lifetimes and trait implementations: the biblically accurate crab.

[-] termaxima@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago

👁️ Ịŧ īş ẫŵåŗė 👁️

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Flashbacks to modded minecraft crash logs

[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

Ooooh I see some names from the Ars Javetia.

[-] carrylex@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Now imagine a programming language not having object orientation or a built-in documentation tool...

[-] expr@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

Not sure what you're trying to say. Are you saying this is a good thing?

[-] BonkTheAnnoyed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

... doesn't this just mean someone wrote a shit ton of code so you don't have to?

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