I’m sure making everyone stand while he sits in front is some sort of bullshit power move or something. That or his fat old ass can’t stand

Cowabunga, dudes

Nest is so tragic. Great independent company who made a sleek, high-end, innovative product. Bought by the most evil company* and completely enshittified. I don’t want to create more e-waste, so I still have mine and capitulated to their account demands. I almost look forward to them killing what I have now so that I can support a competitor.

*two-way tie with Meta for most evil

The snake eats its tail and it all degenerates into slop. Happy coding!

Something something AI

Germany, Italy, and Japan go to war against Russia and the US. Only this time the former group is the Good Guys.

In fact, those assholes will be fine. WE won’t.

I figured out how to get my food with NO delivery fee: I get off my fat ass and get it myself. Novel approach, I know.

I’m beginning to suspect that this “Trump” fellow may not be entirely on the up-and-up.

Tits out for Shabani

Everyone should work food service and retail at least once in their lives. It would give perspective to, and teach respect for, what those workers have to endure.

I fucking hate motion-sensing faucets so much. We can edit the human genome, but are unable to make a motion sensor that actually fucking works?! Fuck outta here.

I actually prefer the old-school “push-down and have limited time” type at this point.