I’m beginning to suspect that this “Trump” fellow may not be entirely on the up-and-up.
You can dere-lick my balls, cap-ee-tan.
My friend wants to know how you actually pronounce “fugue”. What a dumb friend, right?
For the record, I use Mac and I like it that way.
Imagine if these morons were actually able to go 5 minutes without punching themselves in the dick. There would be no election this year and the republic would be no more. I bet they’ll be better prepared this time.
Tits out for Shabani
Everyone should work food service and retail at least once in their lives. It would give perspective to, and teach respect for, what those workers have to endure.
“You’re going to Chicago?! You mean Chicongo? That place is a bloodbath, man.”
They haven’t enshittified our ability to type and say “shit” yet….
It’s pretty rich that one of his stans is harping about how the Left “steals elections”, yet his guy literally tried that in the last election cycle. Then there’s also Bush v Gore. But yeah, it’s those crafty lefties doing the stealing!
I fucking hate motion-sensing faucets so much. We can edit the human genome, but are unable to make a motion sensor that actually fucking works?! Fuck outta here.
I actually prefer the old-school “push-down and have limited time” type at this point.
conversate
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Germans use a fork and knife for everything. Pizza: fork and knife. Burger: fork and knife. Yogurt: fork and knife. Jewish souls: fork and knife.