entomb it in a cube of gelatin and complete the food texture nightmare.
It's actually fairly crispy, both the mushrooms and the tomatos. Mayonnaise optional, but recommended.
Disclaimer: I'll just as soon mix garlic salt and cottage cheese, so your taste may vary..
why stop there! Tapioca, mashed potatoes, mushy peas, pudding. The world is your oyster!
You had me up until oyster, I'm highly allergic to shellfish.
But yes, I love trying new flavors, as long as I'm not allergic...
blink if you're ok
😉

He single. He Pringle. He ready to mingle...
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More inspired from this mascot...
https://www.mashed.com/img/gallery/the-untold-truth-of-buc-ees/l-intro-1647544834.jpg
oh yes right
the mayonnaise teeth.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)