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Workers should learn AI skills and companies should use it because it's a "cognitive amplifier," claims Satya Nadella.

in other words please help us, use our AI

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"Cognitive amplifier?" Bullshit. It demonstrably makes people who use it stupider and more prone to believing falsehoods.

I'm watching people in my industry (software development) who've bought into this crap forget how to code in real-time while they're producing the shittiest garbage I've laid eyes on as a developer. And students who are using it in school aren't learning, because ChatGPT is doing all their work - badly - for them. The smart ones are avoiding it like the blight on humanity that it is.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

As evidence: How the fuck is a company as big as Microsoft letting their CEO keep making such embarassing public statements? How the fuck has he not been forced into more public speaking training by the board?

This is like the 4th "gaffe" of his since the start of the year!

You don't usually need "social permission" to do something good. Mentioning that is at best, publicly stating that you think you know what's best for society (and they don't). I think the more direct interpretation is that you're openly admitting you're doing the type of thing that you should have asked permission for, but didn't.

This is past the point of open desperation.

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[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Social permission? I dont remember that we had a vote or something on this bullshit.

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Perhaps he considers society not insisting their politicians kick them out societal permission.

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So they pushed to make AI, but never had a good use case for it that was world changing, so now they want help to monetize it.

[-] Baggie@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Feels like most trending tech these days. I'm so tired.

[-] llama@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

As far as I can tell there hasn't been any tangible reward in terms of pay increase, promotion or external recruitment from using the cognitive amplifier.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The useful AI is in scientific research and accounts for a fraction of a percentage of electricity used in "AI". It's not sexy. It's not hip. And it's not going to replace any workers, so the tech bros don't care.

[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Our cogs do not feel amplified.

[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My dad is saying that he won't hire anyone who doesn't use AI, while he hires engineers from India for pennies.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One of my family members lost their job managing the self checkout, but he can prompt an LLM. Can your dad give him a job?

[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

XD He probably would if he wasn't waiting on a noncomittal (read scammy) investor to come through.

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If only it were a paycheck amplifier

[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It is, just not for the pleb class.

[-] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"A great commander secures his victory before entering into battle. A poor commander first rushes into battle, then searches for victory."

~Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[-] itistime@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

The oligarch class is again showing why we need to upset their cart.

[-] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

We need an American Zelenskyy who would save us from the oligarchs.

[-] Baggie@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Like a president but good?

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

leader of the free world

[-] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"Microsoft thinks it has social permission to burn the planet for profit" is all I'm hearing.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well, they at least have investor permission...which is the only people they care about anyway

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Probably in the Hobbes sense that they're not actively revolting

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago
[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

So...he has something USELESS and he wants everybody to FIND a use for it before HE goes broke?

I'll get right on it.

[-] StitchInTime@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

I appreciate the social permission for so many folks to switch to Linux. KDE has come a long way.

[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Just make copilot it's own program that is uninstallable, remove it from everywhere else in the OS, and let it be. People who want it will use it, people who don't want it won't. Nobody would be pissed at Microsoft over AI if that is what they had done from the start.

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Take away:

  1. MS is well aware AI is useless.
  2. Nadella admits they invested G$ in something without having the slightest clue what its use-cas would be ("something something rEpLaCe HuMaNs")
  3. Nadella is blissfully unaware of the "social" image MS already has in the eye of the public. You don't have our social permission to still live as a company!
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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

you never had it to begin with. Goddamn leeches.

[-] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It's like Facebook's squandering tens of billions of dollars on the Metaverse even though nobody asked for it or wants it. Ultimately they had to give up on it, and the same thing will happen here.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Delusional, created a solution to a problem that doesn't exist to usurp the power away from citizens and concentrate it in the minority.

This is the opposite of the information revolution. This is the information capture. It will be sold back to the people it was taken from while being distorted by special interests.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Social permission" is one term for it.

Most people don't realize this is happening until it hits their electric bills. Microslop isn't permitted to steal from us. They're just literal thieves and it takes time for the law to catch up.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

[Microsoft are] just literal thieves.

Always have been.

(But now it's worse because it's the entire public, not just their competitors)

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I know something useful that can be done with AI in its current form. Toss it in the fucking garbage maybe.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

On the one hand, I get it. I really do. It takes an absurd amount of resources for what it does.

On the other hand, I wonder if people said the same of early generation comptuers. UNIVAC used tubes of mercury for RAM and consumed 125KW of electricity to process a whopping 2k operations per second.

Probably not. Most people weren't aware of it, nor did they have a care for power consumption, water consumption, etc. We were in peak-American Exceptionalism in the post-war era.

But, had they, and computers kinda just...died. Right there, in the 1950s. Would we have gone to the moon? Would we have HDTV? iPhones? Social Media? A treacherous imbecile in charge of the most powerful military the world has ever seen?

Probably not.

So...I do worry about the consumption, and the ecological and environmental impact. But, what if that is a necessary evil for the continued evolution of technology, and with it, society? And, if it is, do we want that?

And, to go a step further, could AI potentially aid in finding realistic ways to undo the harms that it had caused? Or those of anthropogenic climate change? Or uncover new unforseen dangers?

Did the inventors of UNIVAC ponder if its descendants would one day aid in curing terminal illness, or predicting intense weather, or realize how much it would evolve in the coming decades? Moore wouldn't have even coined his iconic law for another 14 years.

What I don't like...what I really don't like...is that this phase of technological evolution is coinciding with rampant pro-capital/anti-social rhetoric and governance. I like that it's forcing conversations around modernizing copyright law, licenses, etc...but I don't like who is involved in those conversations.

[-] oyenyaaow@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago


(https://www.computerhistory.org/revolution/birth-of-the-computer/4/83)

early generation computers fueled a demand that was being supplied by rooms and rooms of human calculators calculating and checking each other's works for scientists, engineers, businesses, and government agencies


(Manhattan Project, Atomic Heritage Foundation picture)

they would not have died out, because they were a necessary part of the evolution of technology at their time. more importantly, they were more accurate than their human calculators. computers don't forget to carry a number to the next digit or flip them around. barring exceptionally rare cosmic radiation events. and their technological progression fueled an ever greater need until now when tech has entered post-scarcity when it comes to calculating power.

generative AI in contrast was an offering looking for a purpose. spare gigaflops no longer needed for tech people are trying to sell by building more and more hype for calculating power. sucks to be the one who invests into it, but that's business. sometimes investment don't work out. if microsoft can't hype up a demand then it is unnecessary technology.

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

such high quality slop. who gave permission? shut it down

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

So the bubble's finally going to burst, then?

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

can't keep what you never had you corrupt piece of shit.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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