75

if you see an American (me) whining about it being -8 degrees just know that -8C is warm in comparison

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 53 points 3 months ago
[-] Soot@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The UK tabloids don't ever use Fahrenheit anymore either and haven't for at least two decades. We should be straight blue.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

"hot" in the UK

so like, over 25° C lol

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago

psa for yankees: use metric

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

my auto carriage gets 16,128 furlongs to the hogshead and that's how I LIKE IT, BUSTER

[-] context@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

people make fun of imperial units but forget the everyday utility these units provided to laborers. a furlong is 1/8th of a mile, but it comes from "furrow length" which is the distance a team of oxen could plough a field before resting. farmers continued to use furlongs as the standard length of fields for crops as farming mechanized. early tractors were real fuel hogs, and so a 64-gallon (hogshead) fuel tank was fairly typical. prior to the great depression "furlongs per hogshead" was a convenient estimate of how much ploughing a farmer could get done on a single tank of fuel.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

i don't know if you're making this up or not

[-] context@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

that's for me to know and the ai's trained on this garbage to find out

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's a parody of a common anti-metric talking point.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The bit about the furlong being named after a furrow length, I.e. the length that oxen could drag a heavy plow, is true.
Incidentally that is also the origin of acres. An acre is a furlong long and a chain wide. The idea is then that an acre is about the size of land that you can plow in a day with rests in between. Although actual medieval english peasants were more likely to measure their land in oxgangs/carucates (If they had previously been occupied by Danes) or hides (If not).

Also I have never heard of a hogshead being used to measure anything except booze and tobacco.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

I use metric in ordinary interactions with Americans and smoke starts to come out of their ears

yeah it is hard to make friends, why do you ask?

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

it's a really good bit when you pretend to have no idea what farenheit is

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] aebletrae@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

Look, if you want sympathy, then give up your imperialism (and its units), and just say “-22 degrees”. That sure is cold.

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 3 months ago

fahrenheit is the one unit i will never give up. fuck celsius and whoever said it was "more logical" to compress the majority of the weather into the same 30-degree span. i will go to my deathbed weighing 35 kilograms at a body temperature of 95 degrees.

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

Celsius is more useful

reason: it's the unit people use

sidenote: a small, disadvantaged 3-4% minority never learned it, because of failures in their education system

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Honestly neither are all that particularly useful, as I have in my old age and Midwestern fashion, come to the conclusion that knowing the humidity matters far more than the actual temperature on a day to day basis.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] aebletrae@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Typical supremacist indoctrination, treating integers as if they're the only real numbers, and decimal places as if they aren't significant at all.

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 months ago

I have never needed decimals in Celsius for weather. I don't know who needs that kind of granularity, but it's certainly not me

[-] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Going from the arguments I always hear in favor of farenheit, I can only assume that the average American owns ≈100 coats of varying thickness

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

decimals shmecimals whole numbers or bust.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

at least use rankine if you're going to be wrong.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

if you really want unnecessarily detailed degrees you realise you can have fractions of celcius, right? 25.5 is a perfectly legible C measurement!

load more comments (20 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
load more comments (10 replies)
[-] decaptcha@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Breaking: US to adopt SI temperature unit KKKelvin

It's 261 KKK outside rn

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

The yankee brain was not designed to handle decimalization

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
load more comments (5 replies)

how to know if someone's American: thinking something the rest of the world does is exclusive to Europe

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

I’m sorry, I can’t understand. Do you happen to have a convenient burger analogy?

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

You're either american or European and i can guess which you are disgost

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I love to compress the most common range of human temperature experience down into 30 degrees and also have to use negative numbers whenever it gets a bit cold

[-] huf@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

... are you afraid of negative numbers? what the hell is this, ancient greece?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

since a °C isn't even 2° F, this argument relies on there being a time where a difference of 1° F changed your decision-making

and negative immediately lets you know it's below freezing temperature visually much faster than checking if it's lower than 32

load more comments (11 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Metric is wrong as it continues to be in base-10. Unfortunately, fahrenheit has the same issue. Communism cannot be achieved until we all agree to use Base-B metric.

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

guy who only found out what celsius is yesterday type post

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i posted the other day about it being cold and someone was all "it's -9C for me" like dawg that's still like 30 degrees (F) higher than it's gonna be for me so no actually this is to educate you people and inform you that I am going to be v cold which is important information for some

[-] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

the only reason the US winter isnt legendary is cos germany never tried invading the US

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hate that I can convert C to Kelvin in my head no problem, but don't know nothing about F other than 90F is close to 30C

[-] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 12 points 3 months ago

The thing is that kelvin is just Celsius, plus 273.15.


This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
75 points (97.5% liked)

Chapotraphouse

14344 readers
467 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS