Yeah, if I was investigated for fraud, it would also have an adverse impact on my business as well. We should just never investigate fraud then I guess.

Don't tempt the US government with a good consequence 😁

I only visit the comments of these kinds of posts to see the "praise me" comments from people that bought one of these and needs randos to know they made a good purchasing decision.

Itt: Lemmy learns about sec filings.

Careful Elon the shit flying out of your mouth might make dingleberries on those pubes you got growing on your face

Uh… yeah. That’s the idea. That’s what happens when you falsely advertise.

It feels telling of corporate media that they chose to frame the company under suspicion of fraud complaining about the government investigation ruining their profits as a “warning.” As though they’re experts reporting on their predictions about a natural phenomenon or a policy proposal and not… you know… the criminals crying foul.

Counting the days till you eat your hat

Why is this tech news? Shouldn't this be car news?

Fortune once again sterilizing the headline.

if they didn't want to report the uncomfortable facts, they could just choose to not report anything.