cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/33670718
I feel like I'm 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.
Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?
Eye contact with Pam Bondi sets off his bowel movements.
I don't know what it is but I always get this elementary school "show and tell" vibe whenever there's somebody standing next to or behind Trump and talking in this office, like he's the teacher and they're the children...
I’m sure making everyone stand while he sits in front is some sort of bullshit power move or something. That or his fat old ass can’t stand
$10 says both
Has he been incontinent for decades?
Apparently he shat his pants frequently while he had his stupid tv show
I just think they're neat!