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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

You can’t unfuck that couch

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Elon: Can I come?

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus -2 points 2 hours ago

I wish i didn't read that, some really stupid shit...

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026

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