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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

The 45-year-old ICE official told reporters he had “hit the jackpot” when he realized that because his wife of over a decade had been born in Guatemala and crossed the border with her parents as a 3-year-old child, he could just wake up, meet his arrest quota first thing in the morning, and then have the remainder of the day to slack off.

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[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

As a Free Thinking Republican who Does Her OWN Research this Onion article is FALSE! ICE Agents Families are the ONLY Good Immigrants!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I need proof that this has NOT happened.

I already know some ICE officers have lost wives/girlfriends this way.

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